Share your Funny or Horrific Airport Story!

Please share with everyone your airport story!

Here is a story that my father told me when he worked for PanAm Airlines.

My father worked for an airline company for many years. Here is one of the funny but serious stories he shared with me: A man decided to take his own life on a flight from San Francisco to Japan. He went into the bathroom and pulled out a can of cigarette lighter fluid. He lit it, opened the toilet seat cover, and threw it in. The toilet exploded, blowing the bathroom door off its hinges and the man with it. He found he was covered in poop and still alive. He and the airplane’s walls and floors were covered. 

Gives a new meaning to “I had a crappy flight.”